Do these sunglasses make my mutt look big?
Hope so. Because I am BIG. With over 100 bark-out-loud (#BOL) designs under my belt, it's official -- people dig my signature look and play on words.
Consider yourself warned -- wearing Teddy has been known to bring on symptoms of happiness, laughter, confidence and extreme comfort. My doghouse is decked out with t-shirts, hoodies, towels, mugs, blankets, poop bags (yeah, I said "poop!") and other gifts that are perfect for anyone with a sense--or scents--of humor.
I paw pick only the finest garment-dyed, ring-spun, blended cottons so my graphics print super bright and the fit feels softer than a puppy's backside. All Teddy the Dog apparel is tagless and expertly printed on fancy machines right here in my Boston, MA doghouse.
So go ahead and be your own dog and wear some Teddy...for the pun of it.
Team - The Humans I Own
I bark orders and demand bacon from these people every single day. Yet, they still love me and rub my belly. Face licks to them for keeping my dog house buzzin'.
Teddy the Dog
Top dog, leader of the pack, the big cheese some might say. I bark out orders and watch my humans scurry.
Thinks he owns the company but hey, let’s get real: dog is his co-pilot.
My designer and artist extraordinaire. He keeps me looking like the haute dog that I am. Though would it kill him to design a few pounds off me? No, no it wouldn’t.
My digital marketing guru, she’s always snap-facing, twit-a-gramming and using the googler on the internet machine. She also funny. Sometimes.
She translates my barking into a language humans can understand and brings the sass to my designs. She also authored my children’s book series. I taught her everything she knows.
My jack of all trades and keeps everything running in the doghouse. Including me. Running, always running...
My analytical number-crunching right brainer. I’m good at numbers too: cats have nine lives and I’ve only had three in dog beers. She keeps my website up and running like a Whippet.
Runs the total ship show around here. When you receive your package, you can say it was, quite literally, sent by an Angel.
Our resident classical musician, Chris is the smooth and soothing voice you hear when you call customer service.
Makes sure ship happens so you’re not up ship’s creek without a paddle (or your order, for that matter).