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Coffin Break - Classic Tee

A cartoon-style graphic on a sage background showing a white skeleton sitting in a purple coffin holding a mug, and a cream-colored dog wearing sunglasses holding a matching mug with a paw print. Small black bats float around, and the text &

Coffin Break - Classic Tee

A cartoon-style graphic on a beige background showing a white skeleton sitting in a purple coffin holding a mug, and a cream-colored dog wearing sunglasses holding a matching mug with a paw print. Small black bats float around, and the text &

Coffin Break - Classic Tee

A cartoon-style graphic on a sage background showing a white skeleton sitting in a purple coffin holding a mug, and a cream-colored dog wearing sunglasses holding a matching mug with a paw print. Small black bats float around, and the text &

Coffin Break - Classic Tee

A cartoon-style graphic on a beige background showing a white skeleton sitting in a purple coffin holding a mug, and a cream-colored dog wearing sunglasses holding a matching mug with a paw print. Small black bats float around, and the text &

Coffin Break - Classic Tee

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Color

Seaglass

Natural

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Your official uniform for stepping away from the chaos. Whether you've survived a brutal morning meeting or just need to rest your weary bones, this comfy tee reminds the world that stepping away for a brew is strictly non-negotiable.

Colors: Seaglass or Natural.
Material: 100% combed, ringspun cotton for a puppy-soft feel.
Care: Machine gentle wash, air dry.
Note: Eco-friendly dyeing creates unique, subtle color variations.
Deadline: Orders close on 09/27
Shipping: Dispatches 3–5 business days after order is placed

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